“My spoon is too big.” – m4w – 24

February 22, 2008 in fantasy

Here’s how it works:

I don’t want you to look me directly in the eyes. I don’t want you to touch me with you hands or your feet unless you’re wearing mittens and socks – respectively or not. I don’t want you to make any noise unless you squeak. I want you on top riding me and reading me Dr Seuss while I pretend to sleep. When I’m ready, I’ll begin to purr and then I want you to say “wake up honey, we’re at grandmas” and finger my asshole. Then I’ll make you a cup of tea and read you poetry. After that, you make the rules.

Love,

-D