we put up an ad. responses to be posted as they come

March 17, 2008 in Uncategorized

thick cut pack of salami dick seeks your balls(big mouth) – 25 (castro / upper market)
I’m pretty much willing to get in the middle of any situation, be it 5
dicks or one. I have a raging hard-on that won’t quit choking you until
lightning strikes twice. I wanna stick my ROCK HARD dick between some
freshly licked [...]

fake or real? what do you think?

March 12, 2008 in Uncategorized

Why not have some fun… – mm4ww – 27 (hayward / castro valley)
Let’s have some fun tonight… Yes? Can we get any woman I want?
Probably not, not any. Most? Absolutely. It’s really animal magnetism.
It’s like moose, they scent, they have a scent and they send out the
scent to their mate and the mates somewhere in [...]

they don’t even say why

March 11, 2008 in Uncategorized

seeking a lady with a dog that wants to have some fun – mw4w
Hi.

sexy couple seeking woman with male dog to have some fun. Hurry get back to us.

wtf is up wtih these fake balls?

March 7, 2008 in Uncategorized

GLORY HOLE FOR YOU! – 24
Let me know if you are down for a glory hole somewhere near SGV. Send pic and number so we can work this out ASAP!

the jerk stole this pic from that porno castle in the mission

March 6, 2008 in Uncategorized

Like A Cat – m4m

I want to come over and moan like a cat when I see you. I want to be on
all fours as I crawl on the ground for you. I want to come and hump on
your legs, shoes & feet. I will be naked. Use me as your foot stool
or funiture afterwards. [...]

this poem sucks

March 6, 2008 in Uncategorized

sexual haiku – m4w
have some fun tonight

lets have dirty fucking sex

with some poetry.
maybe bring a friend?

the more the merrier, right?

that’s why I’ve got toys
so please send a pic

a BBW would

fill my fantasy
could this slim, fit boy

with a cock like a shetland pony’s

get up in your ass?
ps. a haiku

is the sexiest poem

agree? email me!

FUCK THE ANGER RIGHT OUT OF ME

March 1, 2008 in Uncategorized
Tags: anger, mechanic

Could you give me a B/J if I fix your car or do house work? – m4w – 40
I am a high tech mechanic and fix any car! I also use to remodel houses in and out. I am as well a very good handyman and can come handy!
I have no girlfriend and I am [...]

i couldn’t even understand this one

February 28, 2008 in Uncategorized

Whats a Tantric Mc load! – m4ww – 26
Tryin to make a name with respecting my Queens ands I can hold my “breath” under water or surfaced untill your hyness repies in all sensations her perceptive naritive versions of our journeys into the non redundant….I myself have been persuadid in my non optinistic outlook depress [...]

college boys welcome! -it’s just a fucking sheet with a tear in it!

February 23, 2008 in Uncategorized

Glory HOLE anyone?? George Brown Students – m4m – 33
Glory Hole is Open at 6PM
Let me know… Before or after class….?
All under 40 are welcome…
Discreet BI/ guys to the front of the line.
Glory hole is ONE on ONE only.
clean / safe / private…
I give you my address.
You come over. I buzz you [...]

“My spoon is too big.” – m4w – 24

February 22, 2008 in fantasy

Here’s how it works:
I don’t want you to look me directly in the eyes. I don’t want you to touch me with you hands or your feet unless you’re wearing mittens and socks – respectively or not. I don’t want you to make any noise unless you squeak. I want you on top riding [...]